Cabin fever

THE VORTEX OF GENIUS

Adam has got into the gaffa tape... again. He has stuck a series of gaffa arrows onto the ground in front of our writing area. They are arranged in an elongated circle, or a 'pacing pattern'.

Adam calls it the 'Vortex of Genius', or the VoG. What you do is follow the arrows around and around when you have an idea, and this amplifies the idea.

He has also taken to the masking tape and stuck down an 'intensity panel' which shows you how the intensity of your idea is going as you pace. He has since also stuck down some reset buttons.

After Adam stopped hogging it, I had a go. It works.

COLD

Adam has wound gaffa tape around my waist to fasten his enormous jacket close to my body. We both agree it looks like a Santa belt. We have also agreed to have a dress up night.

DITCH THE PIG

Adam farts.

Alex farts.

Adam farts.

Silence.

Adam: go on! Call and return.

Alex: I got nothing.

Birds singing.

Adam: I guess birds don't fart.

Alex: They have to get rid of the air somehow. What if the bird calls are actually the sound of birds farting - so every time they tweet it's actually the sound of wind coming out of their arses.

Adam makes a bird noise and then forms his hand into a three pronged claw and waves it in front of his nose.

Alex burps

Adam: Ditch the pig, Alex!

Alex: Yes, this could get out of control very quickly.

4 HOUR ROAD TRIP FOR MILK

Adam: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'F'

Alex: Inside the car or outside the car?

Adam: Outside the car. Well, It was outside the car but it's gone now.

Alex: What?

Adam: It was just back there. Starts with 'F'

Silence

Adam: Let's do sea shanties.